Nancy Pelosi said that Karl Rove is hiding 5 million emails.

She s-o-o hates America!

But, setting aside how much Nancy Pelosi hates The Baby Jesus, no one has ever seen 5 million emails, much less 5 million anything.

So, what would 5 million of anything look like?

## The Number ItselfEdit

To better understand what we're talking about when someone says "5 million", let's figure out how to get to a number that big.

First let's count to ten: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

Okay, that's 10.

Multiply that by 10 and you get 100.

Take 100 100's and you get 10,000.

That's ten thousand.

Okay, now that you have 10,000 multiply *that* by 100.

Now you have 1 million. One million! Now all you have to do is add that together 5 times:

one million

plus one million

plus one million

plus one million

plus one million

equals 5 million.

That's five million.

Let's see what that looks like in pictures, shall we?

## 100 Compared to 10,000Edit

Using the grid below, if one dot is one email, the red dots is a 10 x 10 array of 100 "emails" within a larger array of 100 x 100 (or 10,000 "emails").

## 10,000 Compared to 1,000,000Edit

Below is a box of red dots in a 100 x 100 (10,000) array. Along with the box of red dots is 99 other boxes of 100 x 100 black dots in an array. In total, there are 1 million dots.

Go ahead, click on them and count...

## 5 millionEdit

Well, that's just copy and paste the above section 5 times...

## Nixo-facto...Edit

And each of those dots is how many tears The Baby Jesus has shed since Nancy Pelosi took Dennis Hastert's job. One dot for every email not sent by Karl Rove or Alberto Gonzales regarding something that is not Nancy Pelosi's business.

Now, have you ever seen that many of anything? Of course you haven't!

That just proves that Nancy Pelosi is an asshole...times 5 million!

And none of these emails (if they did indeed exist) ever had anything to do with a dead hooker broker.