3:00 a.m. Phone Call
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The 3:00 a.m. Phone Call is the nickname for an ad produced for the Hillary Clinton 2008 campaign for President. In the ad, Mrs. Clinton asks who will answer the White House Red Phone when it rings in the middle of the night, implying that her democrat opponent, Barack Hussein Obama, a head-towel-wearing mosslim does not have the experience to answer this call.

The AdEdit

It's dark.

it's 3 o'clock in the morning.

The children are asleep.

Everyone is tucked in.

But then, the phone rings in the White House.

Who will answer the phone?

Who is on the phone?

There's no time to ask questions; you have to Answer! The! Phone!

Someone must answer the phone.

CLINTON VOICE OVER: "Hello, White House. This is President Hillary Clinton."


CLINTON VOICE OVER: "I'm sorry, you'll need to talk to catering. Hold on and I'll transfer."


CLINTON VOICE OVER: "Shit. Hold on. Are you still there? Okay hang on..."


  • Who has allowed the country to get to such a point that a 3:00 a.m. phone call is inevitable?
  • What is more likely Obama answering the phone with "whatchuwantmotherfucka???" or McCain not being able to remember who he is, where he is, or why there's poop in his pants? I guess you'd have to be there...
  • Will the CIA agents who devote their lives to national security be of any help?
    • Are there any agents working the graveyard shift?

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