In August 23, 2011 Obama's lax security allowed an Earthquake to sneak into the US causing vast devastation.
Once the earthquake was over people were looting Wall Street and making a killing, thanks earthquake!
Who is to Blame?Edit
No one knows why God allowed this Earthquake in the first place, but we suspect it may have something to do with teh geys and "marriage". Our scientists are already at work to find out the cause.
What to do?Edit
The best advice is to brag about how you survived the 2011 Earthquake. People will naturally gravitate to your boasting.