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This page is for "Best Opening Line" of the Year
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Stem Cell Research is a bunch of scientific jargon, which in its simplest terms is known as killin' babies.
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+1 --Whytokay 09:56, 27 November 2006 (UTC)
"E85 is a mixture of creamed corn and gasoline."
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"The God of the Lutherans."
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--Skitchonthedrums 00:35, 28 November 2006 (UTC)
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+1 --Chief Reefer 16:05, 29 November 2006 (UTC)
+1 I'm funny. --Fuzzy 23:13, 6 December 2006 (UTC)
"Missouri, also known as Iowa's Kazakhstan, is called the "Show me" state because everyone there says that when they send instant messages to STUDS (Strong Teens Using Democracy).
The teens rarely comply, but Missourians give up easily and are willing to accept a measurement. That's known as a "Missouri Compromise"."
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+1 --WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 19:59, 28 November 2006 (UTC)
+1 --seaRob 20:32, 29 November 2006 (UTC)
--Esteban Colberto 00:32, 7 December 2006 (UTC)
"The act of killing a living American citizen by ripping him or her from
a pregnant mother's womb God's sacred vessel."
Vote Here for Abortion
+1--El Payo 09:06, 27 November 2006 (UTC) I'm not voting for abortion, I'm just pro-joke.
--Pro-Lick 14:48, 28 November 2006 (UTC)