2006 Truthiness Awards/Voting/Line

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This page is for "Best Individual Line" of the Year

Make sure you understand the Voting Rules before you vote so your vote is not later disqualified.

  • same Voting Rules apply as in "Features" voting
  • voting begins NOV 27 and ends DEC 10 (for articles written before NOV 17)
  • Winner announced DEC 18 (Weekend Before Baby Jesus' Birthday)

To vote:
sign in the section of your choice
your signature" is two hyphens ("-") followed by four tildes ("~"), with no spaces in between.

Voting is now closed
Any vote stamped after 12:00 midnight, PST (wiki-time= 08:00, 11 December 2006) will not count!

Please vote for ONLY 1


"According to pictures, it floats gracefully over Mexico."

Vote Here for Hawaii

+1 --El Payo 09:05, 27 November 2006 (UTC)

+1 --Whytokay 09:58, 27 November 2006 (UTC)

+1 --Pyrolisk 02:58, 28 November 2006 (UTC)

+1 --Kudzu 05:06, 28 November 2006 (UTC)

+1 --Fuzzy 23:14, 6 December 2006 (UTC)


"Generally a potatoe is the size of a Microsoft Scroll Mouse, but can grow as large as a Logitech Cordless Trackball."

Vote Here for Potatoe

--Esteban Colberto 00:21, 7 December 2006 (UTC)

Gloria Steinem

(section "Program Topics for Steinem’s Female Orientated Radio Station"): "Each others "freshness" "

Vote Here for Gloria Steinem

Ted Haggard

(section "Factoids"): "Tried cock once, but didn't inhale."

Vote Here for Ted Haggard

+1 --WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 19:59, 28 November 2006 (UTC)

+1--Chief Reefer 16:01, 29 November 2006 (UTC)

+1--Pro-Lick 14:48, 30 November 2006 (UTC)

Wet Dream 2

the complete poem:

"In 1492, Columbus sailed the ocean blue
but cannibals ate the fourth ship's crew
sushi-style, then drank the brew
he'd stored aboard the Wet Dream 2.

Vote Here for Wet Dream 2

Lance Armstrong

"He got nut cancer, and then went on to become the owner of France."

Vote Here for Lance Armstrong


(section "Savory Toppings"): "Bagged Spinach"

Vote Here for Hamburger


(section "Things That Have Disappeared in Bermuda"): "children rejected by Angelina Jolie"

Vote Here for Bermuda

--Skitchonthedrums 00:33, 28 November 2006 (UTC)

Martin Luther King, Jr.

"Mr. Jr. is a Republican."

Vote Here for MLK


"Platypussies wag their finger at Charles Darwin."

Vote Here for Platypus

+1 --Chief Reefer 16:02, 29 November 2006 (UTC) Struck From Ballot --Chief Reefer 16:57, 29 November 2006 (UTC)

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