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Best Image

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Best Opening Line

Stem Cell Research is a bunch of scientific jargon, which in its simplest terms is known as killin' babies. --Davidj 18:55, 13 November 2006 (UTC)

  • from Missouri, "Missouri, also known as Iowa's Kazakhstan, is called the "Show me" state because everyone there says that when they send instant messages to STUDS (Strong Teens Using Democracy).
    The teens rarely comply, but Missourians give up easily and are willing to accept a measurement. That's known as a "Missouri Compromise"."nominated--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 18:22, 13 November 2006 (UTC)
  • from Abortion, "The act of killing a living American citizen by ripping him or her from a pregnant mother's womb God's sacred vessel." nominated--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 18:32, 13 November 2006 (UTC)

Best Individual Line

  • From Hawaii, "According to pictures, it floats gracefully over Mexico." --Pyrolisk 04:45, 13 November 2006 (UTC)
  • From Potatoe, "Generally a potatoe is the size of a Microsoft Scroll Mouse, but can grow as large as a Logitech Cordless Trackball."--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 06:18, 13 November 2006 (UTC)
"In 1492, Columbus sailed the ocean blue
but cannibals ate the fourth ship's crew
sushi-style, then drank the brew
he'd stored aboard the Wet Dream 2.
"
nominated--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 07:36, 13 November 2006 (UTC)
  • from Bermuda, (section Things That Have Disappeared in Bermuda), "children rejected by Angelina Jolie"--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 17:28, 13 November 2006 (UTC)

Best Bio

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Best State Article

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Best Educational

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Best Supporting Writer

nominated by --WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 23:28, 17 November 2006 (UTC)

for his/her dedicated documentation of every episode of "The Colbert Report" and providing the accompanying screenshots.

Best Caption

  • from Meg, "Meg is a vison in this black cocktail burqa from the Bin Laden collection." nominated--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 00:20, 18 November 2006 (UTC)
  • from Gloria Steinem, "Um...a malt Glen Garry for me and my friend here, and if you tell that bartender to go extra easy on the water, this 50 cent piece has your name on it." nominated--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 00:32, 18 November 2006 (UTC)

Best Fake Song/Movie/Book Title

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Best User Page Bio

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Best Fake "News" Story

(from Breaking News)

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Best Truthi-neologism

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  • histori-docu-fictumentary (or however it is spelt) Davidj 19:28, 14 November 2006 (UTC)

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