Also Known As 2006, C.E.
2006: great year, or the greatest year?
George W. Bush is overwhelmingly elected "The Greatest Man That Ever Lived".
26th: Colbert announces an arms race against Hannity and Colmes
God blesses the world with Jayden Spears-Federline, who will no doubt lead the world to success and fortune.
1 year anniversary of "The Colbert Report" year two, like every year, is the year of the eagle. The Colbert Report celebrated by testing a nucular bomb in North Korea in preparation of the planned invasion of Hannity and Colmes
Despite scientist's whines of "Global heating", swimsuit season comes to a halt.
Santa thaws out Jesus for 1 day, to miracle whatever junk the elves hammered out into Playstations. Jesus returns to cryo-storage waiting for America's greatest day of need.