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The Baby Satan has a special place in hell for
100 Hours
and YOU just for visiting this internets tube!


100 Hours is a plan designed by Satan's concubine, Nancy Pelosi, for the destruction of America.

OverviewEdit

Based on the first 100 days of FDR's first assault on America, the Pelosi 100 hours plan is an arbitrary deadline for the downfall of freedom.

The ScheduleEdit

The following break-down of the Pelosi Crap-a-thon was discovered online here at the New York Times

First 10 HoursEdit

In the first 10 hours, Nancy Pelosi plans on pushing her plan to destroy America by introducing legislation to force Americans into gay marriages. Other bills that will be introduced will give gays special drivers' licenses, and special gay parking spaces.

While Pelosi's minons are clogging the halls of Congress, the gay mafia will be sneaking into the White House to threaten The Greatest President Ever with a gay make-over. They will also pipe in episodes of "Project Runway" to complete the gayification process.

The Next Step Toward Annihilation: Hour 11Edit

Once everyone in America is forced to be gay, the Democrats next step is to tax everyone into the poorhouse, by placing a tax on fabulousness.

Hours 12-20: The New MastersEdit

With everyone gay and paying more taxes than ever, Nancy Pelosi plans to hand over the keys to America to her communist bretheren:

...to work alongside her gay Hollywood sisters:

Hours 21-60Edit

During these dark hours after the gayification and taxification and Commification, anyone who disagrees with Nancy Pelosi will be rounded up and placed in a gay jail in San Francisco.

This will take a while, since Americans won't go down without a fight.

Do A Little Dance, Make A Little Love, Get Down Tonight: Hours 61-80Edit

This is time set aside for the gay orgy.

Everyone will be forced to participate with at least 4 of the following:

  • George Clooney
  • Michael Moore
  • Barbra Streisand
  • one's own mom
  • a newly "elected" representative
  • a newly "elected" senator
  • a farm animal
  • a pneumatic-powered tool (your choice)
  • a large, sweaty man wearing a "gimp" mask
  • a terrorist

Hours 81-100Edit

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