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Despite what you may have heard
Is totally not gay!

Tom Cruise. This "man" is a whack-job, and was named the "Christ" of $cientology. All hail the whack-job Hobbit who's NOT gay (honest)!

A member of the cult of $cientology, these people are generally known as cultist whack-jobs that believe in the invasion of the body snatchers, but not in the Holy Spirit way.

Beware: While Scientologists may seem like friendly Mormons, they are pro-sodomite and pro-Hollywood.

Famous $cientologistsEdit


John Travolta, Outer Space Superstar!

  • L. Ron Hubbard
  • Tom Cruise, who has never nor will ever like the cock, no matter what the evidence is to the contrary
  • John Travolta who also doesn't like cock either, especially in pairs, because he likes his own, just not another guy's
  • John Travolta's wife
  • Kirstie Alley
  • Will Smith
  • J.J. Abrams, the guy who will be ruining the Star Trek franchise by making it Elron's
  • the guy who started Earthlink
  • Priscilla and Lisa Marie Presley and, apparently, Graceland
  • Isaac Hayes
  • Beck. (Really? Beck? Hmmmm. Beck.)

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