A member of the cult of $cientology, these people are generally known as cultist whack-jobs that believe in the invasion of the body snatchers, but not in the Holy Spirit way.
Beware: While Scientologists may seem like friendly Mormons, they are pro-sodomite and pro-Hollywood.
- L. Ron Hubbard
- Tom Cruise, who has never nor will ever like the cock, no matter what the evidence is to the contrary
- John Travolta who also doesn't like cock either, especially in pairs, because he likes his own, just not another guy's
- John Travolta's wife
- Kirstie Alley
- Will Smith
- J.J. Abrams, the guy who will be ruining the Star Trek franchise by making it Elron's
- the guy who started Earthlink
- Priscilla and Lisa Marie Presley and, apparently, Graceland
- Isaac Hayes
- Beck. (Really? Beck? Hmmmm. Beck.)