Zombie

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Zombies are the undead that roam America's Planet.

Contents 1 How Zombies Are Made 2 How To Spot A Zombie 3 Famous Zombies 4 Breed Of Zombies 5 For just 70 bucks you can have a zombie army 6 Canada To Recruit Zombies for Their Army 7 External Tubes

[edit] How Zombies Are Made

Wikiality.com's Guide to Godless Killing Machines

Level 1

Bears Sharks Dolphins BearSharks Zombie Bears

Level 2

Bear Goat Beagle Greagle Robot Bears

Level 3

Cthulhu Balrog Godzilla The Borg Dragons

Level 4

Minotaur Octupus Kitlers

What did you think happend when an abortionist was a vegetarian?

[edit] How To Spot A Zombie

[edit] Famous Zombies

• Larry King
• Bob Barker
• The Grateful Dead

[edit] Breed Of Zombies

• Zombie Bears
• Zombie Politicians

[edit] For just 70 bucks you can have a zombie army

• It must be true; it's on CNN!

[edit] Canada To Recruit Zombies for Their Army

• Shocking!

[edit] External Tubes

• University of Florida Ready against Zombie Army