|People Who Are in Cults|
|There is, therefore, there exists, everything is, or, nothing is, nothing is and were dream of something that isn't either.|
Zen is a religion created by hippies after Our Lord Jesus was born.
Its followers believe that by being lazy and doing nothing for one's entire life it may be possible to escape the reincarnation cycle and, thus, the mundane normality of existence on America's Planet. These lucky individuals reach a state of Nirvana, which is like the feeling you get when you're really stoned. Few practitioners of Zen actually reach Nirvana. Instead they are usually reincarnated as more dirty hippies or butterflies. Sometimes bears.
Many evil Communists follow the Zen religion.