Your Mom

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The Baby Satan has a special place in hell for
Your Mom
and YOU just for visiting this internets tube!


Your mom is

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[edit] ...so fat...

  • When she goes to the beach, the tide comes in
  • She has her own area code
  • When she fell off the Titanic, the whales came up and sang "we are family"
  • You run around her twice and get lost
  • When I tell her to haul ass, she gotta make two trips.


[edit] ...is so dumb...

  • She brings a spoon to the Super Bowl
  • She was locked in a grocery store and died of starvation.


[edit] ...is so old...

  • I thought she was your grandmammy
  • She owes Moses a quarter!
  • she was a waitress at the Last Supper!
  • her social security number is 000-00-0001


[edit] ...is so gay...

  • You have two moms!


  • That she isn't

[edit] ...is so white...

  • Stephen Colbert calls her "sir"


[edit] ...is so short...

  • You can see her legs in her ID photo


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