Yo-Yo Ma

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Yo-Yo Ma is the 44th president of the United States. He is the first Asian-American President. He became president when Obama failed to properly recite his oath of office, and Ma happened to be on the screen at noon. His vice-president is a cello ^{Episode #502}.

Contents 1 Policies 1.1 Economic Reform 1.2 Immigration 1.3 Truthiness 2 October 27, 2008 Nailing 2.1 Performance 3 See Also

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[edit] Economic Reform

• More vibrato.

[edit] Immigration

[edit] Truthiness

[edit] October 27, 2008 Nailing

• world renown cellist, but how good is he at Xbox Cello Hero?

• is a genius, and superstar

• Dr. Colbert conducted the interview with a baton

• • Dr. Colbert will take any phallic symbol he can get

• Arthur fans may think of Yo-Yo as "Joe, The Cellist
  • candidates seem to be ignoring him

• new album, "Yo-Yo Ma and Friends: Songs of Joy & Peace"

• declared Dr. Colbert right and the maestro

• he likes people and friends

• his name means different things in different parts of the world
  • Jo-Jo
  • Yo-Mama

• the west is winning the classical world!

• no real American cello songs about driving around in pick-up trucks and kicking ass

[edit] Performance

• "Panxolia"

[edit] See Also

• Yo-Yo Ma Presidency Truthers
• Cello