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Asian and very good at math.
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In solidarity with third world debt in South-East Asia, the G8 got together in waiting tables at Long Wangs Chinese resturant on 8th and New Haven. (Putin was fired later that day for not having a foods handlers card).
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Asians are members of the rock group/continent Asia. On the November 15, 2005 edition of The Colbert Report in the Bring 'Em Back or Leave 'Em Dead segment, Interrupting Audience Members elected to leave Asia dead, despite their one-time supergroup status.

Average AsiansEdit

Average Asians are very good at math, growing and eating rice, and reproducing faster than polygamist rabbits. They also are good manual labor for railroad-building, dry-cleaning, and Nintendo manufacturing.

Their most significant attribute is tiny penis size, which means that they don't feel pain the way we do. ASIANS ARE ASIAN!!!!!!!!!!! and...... SMAAAAAAAAAAARRTT!!!!! DAMN YOU ALL!!!!! ARGHHHHHH!!!!

A few are also down right mean. [1]

Known AsiansEdit

John Wetton - Bass, Vocals
Steve Howe - Guitars
Geoff Downes - Keyboards
Carl Palmer - Drums

Other Possible AsiansEdit

  • Greg Lake - Bass, Vocals 1983
  • Mandy Meyer - Guitars 1985
  • Pat Thrall - Guitars 1990
  • Michael Strugis - Drums 1991
  • John Payne - Bass, Vocals 1992
  • Al Pitrelli - Guitars 1992
  • Trevor Thornton - Drums 1992
  • Vinny Burns - Guitars 1992
  • Keith More - Guitars 1993
  • Aziz Ibrahim - Guitars 1996
  • Elliot Randall - Guitars 1996
  • Tomoyasu Hotei - Guitars 1996
  • Ian Crichton - Guitars 1998
  • Tony Levin - Drums 2000
  • Elliott Randall - Guitars 2000
  • Vinnie Colaiuta - Drums 2000
  • Simon Phillips - Drums 2000
  • Chris Slade - Drums 2000
  • Guthrie Govan - Guitars 2000
  • Ching Chong Ding Dong - Tea 2005
  • Lefai - Guitars 1981

Asia's Original Line-upEdit

Plus Side Of AsiaEdit

  • 1982's Heat of the Moment

Down Side Of AsiaEdit

  • Pretty much everything else they recorded.

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