Wu-Tang Clan

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Wu-Tang Clan
makes satanic music
which are lullabies to the Baby Satan


Mahmoud Ahmedi-Wu-Tang Clan-nejad is a terrorist.
Cults
People Who Are in Cults

...Ain't nothin' to fuck with.

Shaolin shadowboxing, and the Wu-Tang sword style
If what you say is true, the Shaolin and the Wu-Tang
could be dangerous
Do you think your Wu-Tang sword can defeat me?

[edit] Origins of The Wu-Tang

Wu-Tang clan start when two pot smoking buddies, Redman and Method Man, needed money up their bong again. They came up with the nefarious plan of starting up a new cult blending Eastern martial arts "and shit" along with Islam.

Julie Black Belt: Honorary Member of the Wu-Tang Clan.
Quick! Hide your children, before is too late!

[edit] Appearances on Chappelle Show

Became Asian in an episode of Chappelle's Show during a racial draft. Dave Chappelle is no where near as much of a man as Stephen Colbert for those wondering.

Plugged their financial firm on Chapelle show. Since 1998 the company has grown to one of America's leading financial firms.

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