Contents 1 Hersheypark Celebrates 100 Year Anniversary 2 2007 Mexico World Dog Show in Mexico City 3 A Man Converted His Porsche Into A Barbeque Grill 4 Workers Investigate A Possible Outbreak of Bird Flu in England 5 Construction Accident in Dubai 6 Britain's Annual Cheese Rolling 7 A Boy Climbs A Tree 8 An Elephant Is Hosed Down Before The Show 9 America's Secretary of State Before Giving A Speech 10 A Baby Panda Enjoys A Slide 11 A US Soldier Guards Terrorists At Camp Delta, Guantanamo 12 Senior Aide to The Greatest President Ever, Dan Bartlett Retires 13 Jack Kevorkian Leaves Prison 14 Former Presidents Attend Dedication of Billy Graham Library 15 The Greatest President Ever Speaks on The United States International Development Agenda

Hersheypark Celebrates 100 Year AnniversaryEdit

An inverted roller coaster called "The Great Bear" at Hersheypark amusement park in Hershey, Pennsylvania. Celebrating 100 years.

New terrifying "bear" roller coaster causes major exodus on the Hershey Highway. --Careax 19:28, 2 June 2007 (UTC)

2007 Mexico World Dog Show in Mexico CityEdit

A Man Converted His Porsche Into A Barbeque GrillEdit

• You should see the charcoal pit that he turned into a Mini Cooper. - The Lake Effect 15:15, 7 June 2007 (UTC)

Workers Investigate A Possible Outbreak of Bird Flu in EnglandEdit

Dick Cheney's undisclosed outhouse. --Randroid 04:22, 31 May 2007 (UTC)

Construction Accident in DubaiEdit

"Yeah thanks. NOW I know that measurement is in meters not feet!" --Careax 07:23, 30 May 2007 (UTC)

Britain's Annual Cheese RollingEdit

Potheads came out in particular force this year, thanks to a particularly bad case of the munchies. --Careax 07:46, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

A Boy Climbs A TreeEdit

• In Soviet Russia, tree climbs you! - The Lake Effect 15:15, 7 June 2007 (UTC)

An Elephant Is Hosed Down Before The ShowEdit

• Dennis Hastert gets ready for another session in the House. - The Lake Effect 15:01, 7 June 2007 (UTC)

• Mark Foley attends pool party with a Strong Teen Using Democracy. - The Lake Effect 15:17, 7 June 2007 (UTC)

America's Secretary of State Before Giving A SpeechEdit

Condi experienced temporary blindness after walking in on a naked Vladimir Putin and seeing his 'Red Russian' in full force. --Careax 07:44, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

A Baby Panda Enjoys A SlideEdit

Terrorist bear training camp. --Careax 19:46, 2 June 2007 (UTC)

Little does the bear know, he's heading straight to the SLAUGHTERHOUSE! Mwah-ha-ha-ha!!!

A US Soldier Guards Terrorists At Camp Delta, GuantanamoEdit

The luxury wing of Camp Delta, in which each enemy combatant lives in a spacious locker all to himself. --Careax 07:40, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

Senior Aide to The Greatest President Ever, Dan Bartlett RetiresEdit

"Oh shit, i just know they're going to toss me over the side..." --Randroid 10:46, 2 June 2007 (UTC)

Jack Kevorkian Leaves PrisonEdit

Kevorkian's only regret is not being around to 'treat' Terri Schiavo. --Careax 19:30, 2 June 2007 (UTC)

• "I'm told a lot of Texas prison inmates are in pain." - The Lake Effect 15:19, 7 June 2007 (UTC)

Former Presidents Attend Dedication of Billy Graham LibraryEdit

"Quiet Jimmy, he's looking!" --Careax 19:31, 2 June 2007 (UTC)

• "But the real reason I'm hanging out with him so much is because he IS my father too!" - The Lake Effect 15:03, 7 June 2007 (UTC)

The Greatest President Ever Speaks on The United States International Development AgendaEdit

"America has a gender. I just wish I knew what it was." --Careax 06:40, 8 June 2007 (UTC)