[edit] Ann Coulter Signs Books At University

This isn't the first time Coulter has been in a mens room. --Grazon 02:05, 22 April 2008 (UTC)
Staffers for Larry Craig take notes and snap pictures for "research"--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 02:25, 22 April 2008 (UTC)
Coulter isn't the first Republican who's career has ended in a public mens room. --Grazon 02:46, 22 April 2008 (UTC)

[edit] The Greatest President Ever Hosts North American Leaders' Summit

Harper would you mind not nuzzling me in public? --Grazon 17:03, 22 April 2008 (UTC)

"So I reckon we should get him drunk, strip him naked, and tie him to the border fence. And if anyone asks we blame it on Clinton and Chrétien." --Careax

[edit] Attendees Of North American Leaders' Summit Plant Tree For Earth Day

There's nothing like the planting of one tree that relieves your guilt for raping the planet up the anus. - The Lake Effect 21:48, 22 April 2008 (UTC)
Harper would you mind not pouring your dirt on my shovel? --OHeL 00:07, 23 April 2008 (UTC)

Of course they have to use pure gold shovels.--68.114.59.167 14:04, 25 April 2008 (UTC)

Members of the SPP use the US Constitution for mulch as they plant a memorial tree for the USA.Mr SmokesTooMuch 21:30, 2 May 2008 (UTC)

[edit] The Greatest President Ever Appears On Game Show Via VideoTape

ALL YOUR CASE ARE BELONG TO US! - The Lake Effect 21:47, 22 April 2008 (UTC)
No Deal. --OHeL 00:05, 23 April 2008 (UTC)
Worst. Banker. EVER. - The Lake Effect 01:04, 23 April 2008 (UTC)
Big Brother is here (and he looks stupid as can be) --Grazon 02:51, 23 April 2008 (UTC)
"What is a total moron. Oh wait, wrong game show!" --Careax 03:12, 23 April 2008 (UTC)
Guess who's cameo hurt ratings? [1] --Grazon 16:02, 24 April 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Hillary Clinton Wins Democrat Pennsylvania Primary

And the woman was arrayed in purple and scarlet colour (pantsuit), and decked with gold and precious stones and pearls, having a golden cup in her hand full of abominations and filthiness of her fornication.

Revelations 17:4 --Grazon 03:01, 23 April 2008 (UTC)

Well, that quote explains why Bill looks so flushed and excited. It's made him horny again, bless him! --Careax 03:14, 23 April 2008 (UTC)

[edit] General Petraeus Promoted; Replacement Chosen

Meet Army Lieutenant General Ray Odierno

What did I do to deserve this? --Grazon 04:20, 24 April 2008 (UTC)
Sick of surfing in Mexico, Jesse Ventura shaves his head for combat and decides to start the revolution in Iraq.--Pro-Lick 23:30, 28 April 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Italian Scientists Find Proof Of Dark Matter

Italian spectators witness the devestating, spontaneous combustion of Tinker Bell. Tragic. Just tragic.

[edit] Fires Burn Outside Buenos Aires

[edit] South Korea Unveils Cloned Dogs

[edit] Satellite Images Of Syria

Where is Colin when you need him?--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 09:28, 27 April 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Hubble Celebrates 18th Anniversary

NASA was thrilled to get this rare glimpse of the cosmic condom used in "The Big Bang". Scientists theorize it broke.Mr SmokesTooMuch 21:21, 2 May 2008 (UTC)