Thanks to Stephen Colbert, we can gather 'round the World War III eternal flame to remember all those who will be killed in World War III

QuotesEdit

• "To show I'm as committed to peace as anyone, I'm dedicating my very own fire place as the 1st eternal flame for World War 3." - Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report Special War Report
• "It will burn day and night until this war is over. In other words, eternally." - Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report Special War Report
• "This eternal flame will serve as a constant reminder to the world that sacrifices are made in the name of freedom, and that I came up with the idea first." - Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report Special War Report
• "The Stephen Colbert World War III Eternal Flame is a registered trademark of Stephen Colbert and the Colbert Report. Any unauthorized use of the phrase World War III Eternal Flame without the express written consent of this program is strictly prohibited." - Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report Special War Report

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