Wolf

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A wolf is a four legged ravenous killing machine. They have been known to raise children as their own. Wolves have been known to be hunted by idiots, known as "Hunters" which, happen to be stupid. Wolves came before dogs, as a matter of fact dogs came from wolves, so don't train your damn dog to hunt wolves, it's like training your kids to hunt their cousins! It's not right. So don't be an asshole, m'kay?

Contents 1 Basic Anatomical Stuff 2 Family Structure 3 Where They Live 4 What They Eat 5 See Also

[edit] Basic Anatomical Stuff

Wolves are basically identical to dogs, but with the exception of being very smart. Wolves are so smart that they can trick little girls into believing that they are actually their grandmothers!!!

Wolves are also mighty blowers. They have been known to blow down straw and stick houses, however they tend to struggle with brick houses.

[edit] Family Structure

[edit] Where They Live

Castle Wolfenstein

[edit] What They Eat

The Wolf's diet includes livestock, poultry, deer, and grandmothers.

[edit] See Also

• Dog
• Dingo