The Baby Satan has a special place in hell for
Witch
and YOU just for visiting this internets tube!

Witch is heretical
and makes The Baby Jesus jealous!
May it rot in the fires of his judgement!

Did you know... I've found her and she is us

A Witch is a corrupted type of woman who has forsaken God, America, and Stephen Colbert in favor of deluded and evil ideas such as liberalism, feminism, communism, or bearology.

What Do They Look Like? Edit

Witches come in all shapes, sizes and colors. Here are some flavors you might have seen on television or on the internets.

Hideous political witches.

Haggard hippie witches.

Nubile celebrity witches.

German super-villain witches.

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What Should Be Done With Them? Edit

In the olden days, witches and women accused of being witches, were rounded up and either drowned or burned alive. But we live in more compassionate and reasonable times, so now they are just torn limb from limb by an undead liberal monster called The Media.

See Also Edit

• Salem Witch Trials
• Wicca
• The Dark Arts
• Hogwarts
• Feminazi
• Christine O'Donnell

External TubesEdit

• Canadian Witch finally arrested!
• Malawian witch finally captured
• Witchcraft source of Global Warming