Wikia

Wikiality

William Taft

Talk0
12,320pages on
this wiki
POSTUSSeal
WHFromSouthLawn
William Taft
was the 27th President of the United States of America
Party: Republican   Term of Office: 1909-1913
BWGannon
ArnoldSchwarzenegger2
William Taft
is a Beautiful Republican
God Bless America
Taft

William Howard Taft was so fat, when he tripped over 4th Avenue, he landed on 12th.

William Howard Taft was the 27th President of the United States of America. He was famed for his Taftful Tactics, which contributed to America becoming the biggest country in the world. Then Russia was invented and people remembered that Canada existed because they fought, as any Canadian will pridefully tell you, at the battle of Vimy Ridge during World War I.

Aside from Taft being a huger fatty than even Millard Fillmore, he also enjoyed hunting bull moose.

Taft!

Around Wikia's network

Random Wiki