Westboro Baptist Church

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Westboro Baptist Church
is righteous and true
God Bless America

The church now welcomes trolls and newfags… whatever that is…

The Word of God

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Acceptable Flavors of Christianity

Catholicism Fundamental Christianity Evangelical Christianity Southern Baptist Truthieism Americanism

Acceptable Holidays

Easter Christmas National Day of Prayer Patriot Day Ronald Reagan's Birthday Stephen Colbert's Birthday

God's Immortal Friends

Holy Spirit Jesus Ronald Reagan's Ghost

God's Mortal Friends

Stephen Colbert George W. Bush The Pope Ralph Reed Jerry Falwell Fred Phelps Pat Robertson Jimmy Swaggart John Hagee John Ashcroft Betty Bowers

Members of God's Third Favorite Church™ protest at a memorial for victims of a mall shooting in Omaha, Nebraska in 2007

Westboro Baptist Church God's Third Favorite Church after the Catholic Church (Stephen's church at number 1) and Landover Baptist Church, at number 2.

Headed by Fred Phelps, America's conscience, Westboro is on the front lines of every future battle America may be involved in.

It is totally not a cult.

Part of the church's left side was destroyed by an RPG-7 in a recent attempt by Muslim Bears to silence Fred Phelps. No one was hurt.

[edit] Wars Westboro Foresees

• with the San Francisco Zoo
• with Sweden
• With dirty Hippie Jesus
• actors who portray the gays
• Our Savior's killers
• Real Americans joining cause to stop the gay disease
• Westboro Baptist Church to Protest Obama's girls as spawns of Satan

Hey Ma!
Pack your banjo and chewin' t'backer, we fixin' to enjoy us some
Westboro Baptist Church