Washington Post
Belongs to The Vast Left-Wing Media Conspiracy

The Washington Post is the result of 1,000 truthiness monkeys working at 1,000 typewriters. They are best known for having absolutely no sense of humor about Richard Nixon's amusing shenanigans.

See AlsoEdit

• The New York Times

Washington Post has earned
the (Senator) Franken COMMUNIST-SOCIALIST-MARXIST SEAL OF APPROVAL

Washington Post
gives aid and comfort to America's enemies. As A True American™,
it is your duty to report Washington Post to the authorities.