Washington D.C.
From Wikiality, the Truthiness Encyclopedia
 Washington, DC | |
| Mayor: | George Bush |
|---|---|
| City Motto: | The city that sweats patriotism! |
| Nickname: | The District |
| Theme Song: | Some Fugazi song about waiting in rooms |
| Population: | 700,000 |
| Standard MPH: | 12 MPH |
| Principal industries: | Lobbiest, Patriotism, Monuments construction |
| Fun Fact # 1: | Famous for being the birthplace of Stephen Colbert, as well as the birthplace of America! |
| Fun Fact # 2: | Formerly a swamp infested with rats, alligators and other predatory creatures, it is now a swamp infested with Democrats, lobbyists and Mark Foley. |
Washington DC is not a part of the United States of America yet it is ruled by President George W. Bush, even though the votes of the people there do not count. It is a chocolate city, with a marshmallow center and a graham cracker crust of corruption. The District of Columbia is essentially a mallomar.
DC's Representative, Eleanor Holmes Norton, will therefore never be able to run for president because she was born there. (No one would vote for her anyways because she has a terrible voting record.)
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- 'D.C.' stands for Democratically Controlled.
- Many hippies march on the capitol mall. They march to send messages to leaders there to stop wars or what ever they are bitching about that week.
- Has a subway system just for tourist
- Though the history might say different, loves Native Americans and named a football team after them.
