Warren G. Harding

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of Black Friends

Alan Jordan Carlos Condoleezza Rice Colin Powell Bill Cosby Will Smith Bryant Gumbel Aunt Jemima Uncle Ben Malcolm II P.K. Winsome Stephen Colbert

Warren Gangsta Harding was the 29th President of the United States of America, and a "secret" negro.^{Episode #406}

He is History's Black Friend.

According to America (The Book) by John "sexual predator" Stewart

Warren G. Harding was a worthless piece of shit. Fuck him. His presidency was a taint, not just in the sense of a "stain on the office," but literally a taint - the anatomical area between the anus and the testicles.

I hate Warren G. Harding.

However, we must defer to Stephen Colbert for an evaluation of Harding's performance:

He was a Beautiful Republican and would never have joined the Ku Klux Klan in an attempt to conceal his less than pure European ancestry.

We can be sure that he was black since he once admitted that it was possible an ancestor "jumped the fence" on having sex with black people.

There you have it people: the Grand Old Party elected the first Black President, not the Democrats with Barack Hussein Obama

Thanks to the heroes of the Colbert Nation, Wikipedia has closed the Warren G. Harding page to anonymous edits. Apparently, the news of Harding's negro-ness is still not ready for the racists that run that failed site.

[edit] Warren's Schoolboy Days

It is true, Warren was not a nice boy in school. He bit other kids and thrice raped a schoolteacher. Warren had a rotten disposition and he was always drunk. He never really accomplished anything, being that he, like Al Capone, was afflicted with a severe case of syphilis and went through the last bit of his presidency half blind with incredible schenkers and sores on his cock. He frequented brothels and slum gin joints. To his credit, he did have an enormous penis, some say at least 15". For a white man in those days, it was enormous. His wife sold herself to the few top senators that were not gay and was highly regarded in social circles as a high class debutant that sucked dick like a 5 lb block of cheese through a garden hose. Fuck Warren G. Harding in his entity. He was a Jew killer and a Nazi. He deserves to be dug up and hung annually for his atrocities. Warren G. Harding will kill you and your family.