Victoria
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The Australian State of VICTORIA 
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| Capitol: | Frankston |
| Official Flower: | |
| Official Language: | Greek |
| Official Animal: | drop bears |
| Official Beer: | Warm Melbourne bitter |
| Motto: | Victorians on the move... to Queensland |
| Nickname: | Mexican gaylord ping pongers |
| Governor General: | Shane Warne |
| Official Anthem: | Bloke by Chris Franklin |
| Population: | perishing; drought, fires and fire men helping killer koalas |
| Remaining English Prisoner Population: | Small pockets of convict ancestors can be found in Cranbourne, Caroline Springs, Pakenham, Geelong [home of the Ranga's] |
| Rabbit, Sheep or Kangaroo Population: | 12 |
| Standard MPH: | 20mph. Evil money cameras everywhere have brought Victorian traffic to a constant camera jam. Preferred transport has become the hawker hover craft doing spadoullies at Waverly Park |
| Principal imports: | |
| Principal exports: | Victorians |
| Principal industries: | add stuff here-16 |
| Fun Fact # 1: | add stuff here-17 |
| Fun Fact # 2: | add stuff here-18 |
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[edit] History of Victoria
Victoria was founded by convicts and kangaroos from England in order to escape the death penalty for being "bloody annoying."
[edit] Victoria Today
A pristine example of what Kangaroos and Convicts can accomplish. They are still universally recognized as being "Bloody annoying."
[edit] Victoria Climate & Geography
Cold, dry, hot, miserable, usually miserable with glimpses of wonderful only to be miserable minutes later.
[edit] Victoria Cities
Frankston, Seaford, Hastings, Narre Warren, Epping, Reservoir, Footscray, Werribee
[edit] Victoria Landmarks
MCG an sporting arena for a ridiculous ping pong game in which men beat each other with hand bags and rub baby oil on them selves.
[edit] Victoria Culture
Very suspect Very suspect indeed, steer clear of the Melbournites they are a strange breed of cross gender mutations.
[edit] Famous People From Victoria
Queen Victoria? Shane Warne Phillip Island Fairy penguins, yes even the penguins are faires
[edit] A Typical Day in Victoria
Fearing death from killer Koalas,kangaroos and Frankston "smackies".
