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Veteran
Makes The Baby Jesus™ Happy
And that Makes Stephen happy, too!

What is a Veteran?Edit

A great terrorist-hater who was once a member of our troops that did not quit, did not cut and run, did not have homosexual relations, and did not flee to Canada inside Jimi Hendrix's tour bus.

Also, a Veteran can not be a chick. No way. Huh-uh.

Veteran is such a good American, that Ronald Reagan gave him his own day, Veterans' Day. When The Greatest President--EVER!'s poll numbers went down, he also gave them another day, Memorial Day.

God Bless America!

See Also: Reveteraning Homeless Veterans

External TubesEdit

• Veterans to fight off robing welfare queens
• veterans are actually hippies!
• This Veteran made a Real American cry!
• Local Veteran arrested for stealing from government
• Veterans are Godless un-american traitors
• Homeless Veterans evil plan to destroy America defeated!
• How Veterans are destroying our Nation: The Geriatric Sleeper Cells
• Lazy veterans want free money
• Veterans are useless Welfare Queens anyway
• Damn welfare veterans
• Patriotic American to combat Welfare Queens
• VA to release new coffin product: all yellow and pretty
• Lazy vets demand free stuff
• How veterans are working for Hitler
• Teh GEys now trying to brainwash our veterans
• Veteran Welfare Queen rigs Health Care system
• How Capitalism will help our veterans invest their money wisely.
• un-american socialist filthy veterans want free money

"Veteran"
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