Velociraptors
makes the Baby Jesus cry,
and should be treated with caution contempt!

The Baby Satan has a special place in hell for
Velociraptors
and YOU just for visiting this internets tube!

Mahmoud Ahmedi-Velociraptors-nejad is a terrorist.

"Velociraptors"
is an Official "Lover of Immoral Bears" (LiB) Site™
PROCEED WITH CAUTION

Velociraptors
Are of their father the Devil!

VELOCIRAPTORS Edit

Velociraptors are anti-american godless killing machines and are one of the major causes of death in america.(aside from bears)

Velociraptors has earned
the (Senator) Franken COMMUNIST-SOCIALIST-MARXIST SEAL OF APPROVAL

Created many years ago by Satan, Velociraptors(velociraptorus terroristus) roamed freely preying on young children and old people. one went so far as to attempt to kill the baby Jesus as he was being born. Luckily for America Stephen Colbert, George W. Bush and Chuck Norris were present as the three wise men and witnessed the velociraptor attack and kicked the velocirapter back to hell, where Satan forced the raptor to walk on all four legs and grow hair, thus creating the first bear

factoids Edit

• velociraptors killed the dinosaurs. if there were such a thing.
• velociraptors are plotting with the bears to hasten the bear uprising of 2012
• if you like bears or velociraptors, you are a communist.
• the liberal scientists say that velociraptors are extinct, but my gut tells me that they are in the shadows. watching. waiting for our children to wander away from their parents so they can sodomize and eat them.who will think of the children?
• there is a commun illness among humans called; raptoritis. It causes a regular human to transform involentarily into a veloceraptor when aggrivated.

powers Edit

• velociraptors, along with bears and sharks can breathe fire

Important dates Edit

• velociraptor awareness day - April 18th. on this day, you should remember those who have been killed by velociraptors, watch your children closely, make a floor plan of your house(complete with emergency escape routes), and warn your neighbors about possible velociraptor entry points(picture windows, screen doors, sliding doors, any doors that aren't locked, garages, and chimneys)