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Vegemite

Vegemite, as spread on bread. Proof that what comes out should never go back in, if you know what I mean.

Vegemite is one of the best-known Spawns of Satan. It combines vegetables with mites to create a "food spread" that looks vaguely like human vomit. It is extremely popular in Australia, an upside-down giant island where everybody is drunk most of the time. Despite the well-noted similarities between John Howard, who is the Prime Minister of Australia, and President of the United States of America George W. Bush, President Bush differs from Prime Minister Howard on the issue of Vegemite. While John Howard enjoys Vegemite sandwiches, George W. Bush believes that it is absolutely revolting and should be destroyed, which will never happen.

Vegemite is not to be confused with marmite, which is disgusting.

Australians are raised on vegemite from childhood and this accounts for their massive balls. Americans wishing to artificially increase their balls should try eating vegemite regularly, starting with a very thin layer (you can see most of the bread) and progressing to an Australian-like thickness (may result in death through B-vitamin overdose) whih can never happen to an Australian.

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