Vegan

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Definition

By definition, vegans tend to act holier-than-thou, looking down at people who don't eat Jewish fetuses. Apparently we aren't enlightened enough to hang with the likes of people who follow the path of Hitler. Ve-Gan means "homosexual eater of newborns" in Hebrew. ( See Michael Jackson )

What do they look like?

They look nothing like you and me.

Vegans have gaunt bodies, yellow zit covered skin, and are often less intelligent for lack of protein. PETA sucks.

Often on the extreme sides of color, usually either chalk-white or bronzed. Sporting extreme facial hair is common among both male and female vegans. Only long beards containing live bee nests are more popular than an "upper-lip bikini strip." The best way to spot vegans is to listen for their smell, but remember, they are NOT hippies.

Culture

Vegan culture is a complicated mixture of magical rituals and liberal political activism.

External Tubes

• Vegans to built The New Church of the Carrot

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