User:The Lake Effect
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Hello, User:The Lake Effect
Asian and very good at math.
"If I could come back from the dead, I would absolutely party with The Lake Effect. He is one bad dude, eh"
- ~ Pierre Trudeau's Ghost
The Lake Effect is back from his trip to the lead and cardboard-laden nation known as "Communist China". The frequency of his visits to Wikiality.com will increase as time permits.
[edit] Occupations
I am currently a CIA Section 31 agent deep undercover in the savage land of Toronto.
Some of my duties include the following:
- Profiling anti-American activities on Canadian soil.
- Setting up secret prisons so secret that I don't even know where they are.
- Impregnating the local population to Americanize the gene pool.
Pursuant to my assignment as a Disinformation Officer, I have infiltrated NoFactZone.net as the Senior Canadian Correspondant. I am now applying for control the Captain of the Canadian Club on Wikiality. Isn't that some kind of liquor they distill in Windsor, Ontario?
Someone get me some coffee.
[edit] Conclusions
It smells like moose droppings here. The girls taste like maple syrup. Where's my gun?
[edit] Other things about me that you cannot verify
Robert Ludlum wrote his Bourne series of novels based on my life. He owes me a ton of royalties.
I am also a descendant of Confucius. That's where I get the truthiness from.
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