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PhantomDuck

aka Phantom Duck

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June 5, 2009
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is a member of the Bear Hunters of America.
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Phantom Duck Edit

Anti-Eco Crusader, Protector of the Proletariat, Writer of Wrongs, Exposer of Corruption, Off Road Maven, Perturber of any government organizaion that describes itself with an acronym or initials and Champion of the Constitution.

Located deep in my secret lair, somewhere in the Mojave Desert.

The Artist Formally Known As "Dune"Edit

Formally known as Mr Dune, fired from OffRoad.com (search Mr Dune) for being too outspoken Truthy for their new corporate owners, Advanstar.

TruthyismsEdit

Here are some of my Truthyisms Off-Road.com tried to hide with redirects and broken links... But you can't fool me, I'm a Genius!


TrutibutionsEdit


Duck's Stuff
  1. Adolf Hitler (Contrib)
  2. The Amazons
  3. Apache Longbow
  4. Astroglide
  5. Aviation Call Signs
  6. Baby Hitler
  7. Brevitruthiness
  8. Cavalry Stetson
  9. Chastity Bono
  10. Chesty Puller
  11. Cher
  12. Chinatown
  13. Chinese
  14. Clint Eastwood
  15. Cpl. Chesty XII
  16. Criminal
  17. David Carradine
  18. Don King
  19. Drive-In Movie
  20. Drum Circle
  21. Eco Fag
  22. Ecolonology
  23. Ed Asner
  24. Flight Attendant
  25. FUBAR
  26. Gay Wink
  27. The Gender Continuum
  28. The Ghost Of Jeff Goldblum (Contrib)
  29. Gonzo
  30. Gypsies
  31. Harley Davidson
  32. Hawaii
  33. Howard Cosell
  34. Isle of Lesbos
  35. Jamaica
  36. James Bond Girl
  37. Jane Fonda
  38. Jeff Goldblum (Contrib)
  39. Jew (Contrib)
  1. The 'Kaze Series
    1. Commiekaze
    2. Islamikaze
    3. Kamikaze
    4. Mamamiakaze
    5. Obamakaze
  2. Kim Jong Il (Contrib)
  3. Kim Jong-un (Contrib)
  4. Jew (Contrib)
  5. Lesbian Penguin
  6. Manbearpig
  7. Mansheep
  8. Marijuana
  9. Marines (Contrib)
  10. Matchmaking
  11. Maverick
  12. Meghan McCain
  13. Mel Gibson (Contrib)
  14. Metrosexual
  15. Mile High Club
  16. Milla Jovovich
  17. Mullet
  18. Nicholas Cage
  19. Obamanomics
  20. Penis Envy
  21. PhantomDuck
  22. Pluto
  23. Pool Hall
  24. Power Lesbian
  25. Risk
  26. River City, Iowa
  27. Roots
  28. Slutty Flight Attendants
  29. Soup Nazi
  30. Starfish
  31. Steve Irwin
  32. Sushi
  33. Ted Nugent
  34. Timothy Treadwell
  35. TransPod
  36. Truthiness Monkeys (contrib)
  37. Uberhot
  38. Unibrow
  39. Uranus
  40. Ursula Andress
  41. Wonder Woman
  1. Category:Banned Hottie
  2. Category:Fubar
  3. Category:Gone To Heaven
  4. Category:Nazi
  5. Category:Überhottie, Baby
  6. Template:AircraftMilSpec
  7. Template:Fubar
  8. Template:Goheaven
  9. Template:Hottie
  10. Template:Hottieban
  11. Template:Nazi
  12. Template:Nazis
  13. Template:SIS

Quotes Edit

"Gonzo is the only type of journalism!"
"Sic Sempre Tyrannis!"
"Piss on eco-fags!"
"Does Obamanomics come with Astroglide?"

The Duck on the Job Edit

On The Job...
Sagebrushcantina
Phantom Duck, astride the Duckpsychle, preparing to go spike tree huggers
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Ducktruck
The Duck Truck, for the most stubborn eco-eradications!
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Quackattack
Quack Attack! For high speed Eco Terrorist interventions and interdictions.
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Flir1
Ssssshhhh!
Be very, very quiet... I'm hunting Terrorists.
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Johnsonvalley
On patrol in the South Mojave with Billy Joel, closet Republican. Lover of The Baby Jesus.
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Duckmobile
The Duckmobile, ever ready to roam the desert in search of eco-fags, and burning man followers to squish.
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Known Duck Associates Edit

Known Associates
Elliotness
"Elliot Ness, Duck's great'great uncle, role model and the original "Untouchable" G-man."
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Steelpanther
"Steel Panther AKA Metal Skool, The raunchiest, foul mouthed, groupie banging, scumbag Heavy Metal band in the world. Metal Gods."
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Hunterst
"Hunter S. Thompson Was A dear friend and mentor. May his tortured soul rest in peace."
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Bj3
The Piano Man, Billy Joel, Better on the ivories than Elton John and loves The Baby Jesus.
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Snugent417
"Ted Nugent, Old friend and Bear Hunters of America member. Bow hunting with Ted is like riding the wild Teacups at Disneyland on speed. Read my interview with Ted at OffRoad.com"
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Tcreed
"Tony Creed Master jeweler to the Metal Gods."
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Credits Edit

--PhantomDuck 14:00, 15 June 2009 (UTC)

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