since the redneck page i was working on is currently locked i decided to post what i was going to say here instead

ok well it turns out i'm not supposed to be doing what i have been on my user page so i have change everytime i say "redneck" to "mocker03", so just so you know, ever time i say say "mocker03" i really mean "redneck" so just change it around as you read along and also if you come across the word "redneck" at all by chance then please forgive because i've use it so many times on here that i accidentally missed it as i went through here to change it to say "mocker03"

CultureEdit

Mocker03s are true Americans. They built America with their bare hands. They go to church daily (because Jesus loves America more than the rest of the world). They are also discriminated against by city slickers, liberals, grouchy history teachers, and Non-Americans (See: foreigners).

The Mocker03s are also direct descendants of God ever since Jehovah Mocker03 came to their holy land Arkansas and gave birth to them himself since He's so great He doesn't need a woman to make children.

The Mocker03s have also been greatly oppressed in this country. They are hated by the liberals, atheists, and all other America Haters.

How The Mocker03s Have SufferedEdit

Their oppressions are numerous but include:

• Forced from their home land and forced to live on reservations. What else could those trailor parks be?

• Unequal Education. The State of Arkansas has the lowest literacy rate in America.
• Forced Labor. You've all heard about Mocker03s making moonshine, well that's not all they make. Their evil liberal and environmentalist overlords force them to produce beer and whine and champagne and other forms of alcohol that regular Americans enjoy for such cheap prices. And do the Mocker03s benefit at all from this profit? Hell NO!!!, all the money is unfairly taken away from them and used to fund the Democrat Party.
• Satanic Publicitly. America is being forced to listen to unfunny comedians like Jeff Foxworthy who only spew rubbish and hatred towards the red man and also claim to be Mocker03s but really aren't and are really only taking advantage of and misrepresenting these innocent people only for their own monetary gain.
• Stereotypation. There's way too many stereotypes of Mocker03s going around about them being stupid and inbreeding, which are absolutely not true. Mocker03s are really a proud and special race, chosen by God to be his chosen people.

  

• Destruction of Their Holy Temple. Long ago the Mocker03 King Floyd (Under the command of God) built a mighty and beautiful temple to serve as the center of religious activity for the Mocker03 nation. All the Mocker03s loved and cherished their temple and would all gather together to worship God at this holy place, but later the Holy Temple was burned down by evil liberals and the red nation was devastated by the loss of their most holy relic. Many Mocker03s want to rebuild their temple but they can't because the Dome Of The Clinton now stands where their holy temple once stood. In order to rebuild they'd have to tear down the Dome, but doing so would create a massive war between them and the liberals. In the mean time, Mocker03s instead go to the Razorback Football Stadium to conduct their holy worship, and it will remain this way until their Holy Temple is rebuilt or the Razorback Stadium is also destroyed by the God-Hating liberals.

  

• The Illegal Sex Trade. Now lets face it, Mocker03 women are just plain hot. And any man who sees one instantly wants to screw one. That's why all those sick, twisted UN Perverts keep coming to Arkansas to raiding their villages and stealing their women and children. After kidnapping them, the UN sickos then use the captured Mocker03 women and children to fulfill their every wish and desire that they can think of. (Aint they sick) Then once they get tired of them and find new Mocker03 women and children to terrorize, they then ship them south of the border to Mexico where the poor Mocker03s get their lives controlled and dictated by the evil Mexican Pimps and Druglords. But don't worry, for it is prophesied in the Bible that a new Mocker03 named Billy-Bob-Moses and his trusty dog Old Yeller will one day rise up againts the

False And Hateful Stereotypes Of The Red ManEdit

• Owns a four-wheel drive pickup.
• Only drinks Busch or Bud Light.
• Has more cars in his front yard that don't run than cars that do run.
• Has a gun rack and/or Rebel Flag in the back of his truck.
• Knows every word to "Folsom Prison Blues"
• A mullet
• Any bullshit that comes from Jeff Foxworthy’s mouth