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"Tomorrow you are all gonna wake up in a brave new world. A world where the constitution gets trampled by an army of terrorist clones created in a Stem Cell Research lab run by homosexual doctors who sterilize their instruments over burning American flags! Where tax and spend Democrats take all your hard-earned money and use it to buy electric cars for National Public Radio and teach evolution to illegal immigrants! Oh, And everyone's high!" -Stephen Colbert, Midterm Midtacular
One day, when FoXNews Finally dies, they will have one last headline:
"IT WAS FOR THE LOLZ."
“There are people who, with absolute conviction, believe that Brian Williams is a Communist,” he said. “There are people who, with absolute conviction, believe that Katie Couric is in the pay of the Pentagon. There are people who are absolutely certain that Charlie Gibson sleeps with Hillary Clinton, based on the last debate."
In his life time a man should Smoke a Cigar in Cuba, Drink Vodka in Russsia, and take a dump in North Korea.
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Small Town X
"I love how people in this area read the paper not for the news content, but to see if the reporters got their facts right."