GBon, or to most people, "Who's that?" is the newest member of the Wikiality truth seeking league. Some say he is a visionary, some say he is a genius, but most say "Who's that?".
Birth GBon was born in a log cabin in East Saint Louis, Illinois. It was a cold, snowy February day and the power had been knocked out by a thunderous bolt of lightening. However, when he was conceived and was lifted into the air by his mother, the lights not only turned on, but they exploded into a beautiful array of sparks. A feast for the eyes indeed was the young child in all of his greatness. Feeling that there couldn't be two Stephens blessing the world with their greatness, his mother named him Geramy.
Early Childhood As a small child, people could already see that GBon was destined to be a genius among his peers shortly after he found a cure for cancer using Dr. Pepper and a bottle of purple pills. This cure, unfortunately, was stolen by the Russians before the new papers could be informed. Young GBon had been gassed so he would forget everything. Later he received compensation from the Russians through a government grant of $5.00, the entire value of the Russian economy and then some.
Teen Years As a teen, GBon spread and still does spread the words of truth over the internet. It is not only his passion, but his life. And that's how GBon does it baby!
GBon's Notice BoardEdit
- Rage Against the Machine for hypnotizing young white kids.
- Ku Klux Klan for hating my black friends.
- Al Franken for having the first name of a democrat (Al Gore) and the last name of a monster (Frankenstein)
- Peanut Butter for sticking to the roof of my mouth.
- Ku Klux Klan
- Rage Against the Machine
- Documentation of Colbert's evil twin
- Full Metal Jacket
- Apple Jacks
Similarities to StephenEdit
- Both white but can't tell do to inability to distinguish between races.
- Love truthiness
- Hate bears
- Both have thick roots leading back to South Carolina
- Love Stephen Colbert
- Love to eat meat
- Love Jesus
- Both blame the Democrats for the death of the Baby Jesus
- Both intend to live forever
- Hate hockey but love mascots named after them
- Both agree that this list could go on forever but have decided to end it here
- Favorite Color: Blue
- Favorite TV Show: South Park
- Favorite News Source: Colbert Report
- Favorite Person: Stephen Colbert
- Favorite Movie: Full Metal Jacket
- Favorite Soup: Cream of Potato
- Favorite Ice Cream: Stephen Jr.'s AmeriFlown Dream
- Favorite Soda: Dr. Thunder (Dr. Pepper knock-off)
- Favorite Pie: Pumpkin Pie
- Favorite Snack: Popcorn