I, El Payo, do hereby take this oath and therefore swear myself to eternal service to The Baby Jesus/Americans/Our Glorious Stephen.

I am still alive and kicking, but work is doing most of the kicking. Keep up the good fight Nation!

Politicians and diapers need to be changed often, and for the same reason.

I'm one of the heroes. How do I know? Because Stephen tells me so.

All You Need To Know about El Payo
El Payo is a Wikiality Administrator specializing in Tek Jansen
El Payo is a member of Tek Jansen's Alpha Squad 7.
Surged with Distinction Award El Payo wrote Operation Ballstorm, Wikiality.com's 6000th Article!
Congratulations El Payo! Your article Fox Journalist was made a Featured Word on 03/27/07!
Esteban Colberto has given you a Tip of their Hat for your work on Tom Cruise!
Congratulations El Payo! Your article Gandalf was made a Featured Word on 04/06/07!
Congratulations El Payo! Your article iPhone was made a Featured Word on 04/06/07!

Contents 1 About Me 2 Articles 3 Other Stuff 4 Acceptance Speeches 4.1 Writer of the Year 4.2 Best Short Article of the Year 5 Awards

About MeEdit

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ArticlesEdit

• Articles - no longer up to date, too many to list

My current favorite article: Scorn
Favorite article I've contributed: Redacted

Other StuffEdit

• Templates

Did you know... I have the all-time high score.

Acceptance SpeechesEdit

Writer of the YearEdit

Wow. Oh wow. This is such a shock, I have no idea what to say. So instead, I'll type in a prepared acceptance speech I keep on hand for just such an occasion:

Thank you so much for this (hold up award). Winning the (name of award) is such a thrill. I'd like to acknowledge my fellow nominees, especially WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer, what a honor it is to share this award with you. I'd like to thank my parents for believing that abortion is a sin. I don't know whether or not they actually believed that, but I'm here for some reason, and I'd like to think it's not because the condom broke. Wait! Stop the music. Stop it— there's one person who... (choke back tears)I promised myself I wouldn't cry... one person who made tonight possible. Stephen Colbert. (hold for applause) He's not here with us, but I know he's watching over us. (raise award toward ceiling)Stephen, wherever you are this is for you. (exit toward wrong side of stage, wait for attractive young woman to grab my arm and lead me off the correct direction)

Best Short Article of the YearEdit

Thanks ██.

Awards Edit

For your stellar work on The Knights Templar and your extensive investigative work on Ted Haggard you have been crowned "Mrs.Colbert", Congratulations!