User:Demonseed

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All You Need To Know about Demonseed
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:( I survived Wikiality.com's April Fool's Day prank and all I got was the stupid userbox.
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Demonseed, you successfully kicked Chuck Norris's ass and are now a footsoldier in the War on Norrisism! Demonseed is an official member of Stephen's Divine Sisterhood of the Ya-Ya Traveling Pants

You want to know about me? *sniffs* That makes me feel pretty! (AKA User:Demonseed1, because I'm a dumb ass and forgot my password...duh!) Well in that case, read on....especially if your name is Stephen Colbert.

Well let's see...what to say. I've been a fan of Colbert's sarcastic greatness since before the White House Correspondents' Association Dinner. Watching that was the equivalent of "hitting the nail on the head" for me, so I've been watching him ever since.

Contents 1 The Wriststong Bracelets 2 The Metal Goodness 3 The bands I can name right now off the top of my head 4 Pages I've Created or Heavily Contributed to

[edit] The Wriststong Bracelets

One for each wrist, baby. That's right. Now my wrists are all-knowing and all-powerful. Don't mess with them.

[edit] The Metal Goodness

I like metal music. No joke. How many can I name right now off the top of my head? Do you really want to know? Hmm...

[edit] The bands I can name right now off the top of my head

1. Judas Priest
2. Lordi
3. Slipknot
4. Opeth
5. Nine Inch Nails
6. Marilyn Manson
7. Black Sabbath
8. Ozzy Osbourne
9. Black Label Society
10. KMFDM
11. Deftones
12. Turisas
13. Disturbed
14. Dark Funeral
15. Dying Fetus
16. Cannibal Corpse
17. GWAR
18. Metallica
19. Slayer
20. Lamb of God (not a fan, however-think they're kinda lame)
21. Mushroomhead
22. Dimmu Borgir
23. Cradle of Filth
24. Nightwish
25. Dissection

...the list goes on. Needless to say, too many to list here.

[edit] Pages I've Created or Heavily Contributed to

• Lawrence Eagleburger
• Michael Moore
• Cherry Garcia
• Maine
• Harry Potter-Featured Article!
• Bears in a Submarine-Featured Article!
• Red Sox