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Universal health care has earned
the (Senator) Franken COMMUNIST-SOCIALIST-MARXIST SEAL OF APPROVAL

Universal Health Care is a Communist idea advocated by the death panelers in Barack Hussein Obama's politiburo. It follows that health care should be forcibly taken away from people who have earned it and given to Welfare Queens, gay married couples and Homeless Veterans — the very people who are destroying America by selfishly refusing to give money to the health care care lobby. Thankfully, God's chosen party is, as we speak, obstructing pouting whining fighting to keep health care in the hands of people who can pay their campaign contributions hard-earned money for it.