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Once not only fashionable but a hallmark of manliness. The Unibrow" has fallen from favor during the Fancy-pantsification of America.
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Female neanderthals also possess the trademark unibrow. The DNC spent over $2.5M removing Michelle Obama's.
Added by PhantomDuckunibrow: /u-ne-BROW/ (n.) First appeared on the Sixth Day or about 6,000 years ago when God's Divine Plan was initiated.
- One continuous eyebrow, frequently seen on Neanderthals, Terrorists and Democrats.
- What a Metrosexual wouldn't be caught dead with.
- A defining trait of the Manbearpig.
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Al Franken caught here musing of Barney Frank's lap dance he recieved at the House Cock S**kers Coalition Christmas Party.
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