Not to be confused with Quitter (film), another glorious film about the life of Sarah Palin.
|Release Date:||July 15, 2011|
|Director:|| Stephen Bannon,|
|Screenwriter:|| Stephen Colbert,|
|Comic book writer:||Stephen Colbert|
|Starring:|| Sarah Palin,|
The Undefeated (film)
Film critics just love this film, just read some of their reviews!
"Its tone is an
excruciating excellent combination of bombast and whining winning, it’s so outlandishly partisan that it makes Richard Nixon look like Abraham Lincoln and its febrile rush of images -- not excluding earthquakes, car wrecks, volcanic eruption and attacking Rottweilers -- reminded me of the brainwash Oscar winning movie Alex is forced to sit through in 'A Clockwork Orange.' Except no one came along to refresh my pupils with eyedrops," ~Kyle Smith, New York Post's film critic.
"Three minutes into the film and I could feel
nauseous patriotic. My stomach was already spewing vomit patriotic bodily fluids and the chicken freedom avian that I had last night. I dont know what happened next since I lost consciousness. All I know is that everything tastes red, white, and blue... with a hint of cinnamon." ~Mutopis, Wikiality.com Times' guinea pig film critic.
Rumor has it that Sarah Palin was moved to tears and she seemed in a hurry to leave the theater.
The Undefeated has been nominated for 200 Oscar nominations and it is predicted to win them all. Not only that but Sarah Palin will also receive the most prized award: The Razziers (pronounced Ra-zzi-ars, is French).
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Horrifying Movie that Not Even Internet Pirates Would Steal -
Ear-bleeding Voiceover -
Veteran Amateur Director -
Filmmaker or Kingmaker?Edit
Stephen Bannon is a famous filmmaker and he learned from the master race to make good movies. Unlike the majority of Hollywood he is
not joowish not at the payroll of liberal Hollywood allowing him independence.
Sequel: The UnattendedEdit
Sarah Palin: You Betcha this is The Unattended, is a sequel to Sarah's successful film. It hit the theaters sometimes ago and it caught everyone by surprise. It was so shockingly surprising that no one noticed that there was a second documentary of her life. Critics believe the film was a smash hit... to the pavement as ticket sales plummeted in comparison to the first film. But this doesn't mean that America is sick of Sarah Palin, it just means Americans are too busy following the real Sarah Palin that they cant be bothered with watching her film.
Sarah Palin's next documentary would be a prequel to the first film. It would be a documentary of Sarah Palin life as a fetus and her journey of becoming an American baby. It would be named "Sarah Palin: The Birthing", it would be a documentary about her formative nine months within her mother's uterus. According with internet rumors, it would be a three hour film showing Sarah's formation into a patriotic baby and her glorious birthing in full viewing with full frontal birthing. Now lets see Obama and his "Birth Certificate" beat that.