Turducken
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Turducken is tastier than catducken. In its basic form it is a boneless turkey, stuffed with a boneless duck, stuffed with a boneless chicken. As such, one turducken contains more protein than a typical Ethiopian village will eat in a lifetime.
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- Turducken was invented by John Madden while traveling cross-country in his custom tour bus en route to a football game.
- When turducken explodes, it goes "KERFUCKEN!"
- The first naturally occuring turducken was born after a duck got drunk and went home with a genetically spliced turkey-chicken, whom it never called again, despite the turkey-chicken's attempts to contact the duck.
- In early 2002 a team of scientists from a somewhere that is not America announced they had succeeded in creating the next step in the Turducken family tree. Titled "Pteroturduckendactyl" they would have you believe that a Pterodactyl was stuffed with a turkey, then a duck, then a chicken. This can not be true since Pterodactyls never existed but the phrase "Pteroturduckendactyl" is cool enough to make up for this.
Artists rendering of the tasty "turducken"
The turducken, before cooking bursting with goodness
A cross section of a fully cooked turducken, mmm, mmm...
