Trout

From Wikiality, the Truthiness Encyclopedia

Trout are godless gay rapists who defile our nation's precious streams. They have recently signed an alliance with the BEARS!

TROUT
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Contents 1 Breeds Of Trout 2 Trout Parts 2.1 Tail 2.2 Flippers 2.3 Funky Mouth 2.4 Invisible Voice Box 2.5 Invisible Ears 3 Trout's Place On The Foodchain 3.1 What Trout Eat 3.2 What Eats Trout 4 Habitat 4.1 Natural 4.2 Dinner Plates 4.3 On Wall-Mounted Plaques 5 Politics 5.1 As Metaphor For Non-Quitters 5.2 Battle With Big Fishing 6 Uses For Trout 7 See Also

[edit] Breeds Of Trout

[edit] Trout Parts

[edit] Tail

[edit] Flippers

[edit] Funky Mouth

[edit] Invisible Voice Box

[edit] Invisible Ears

[edit] Trout's Place On The Foodchain

[edit] What Trout Eat

[edit] What Eats Trout

[edit] Habitat

[edit] Natural

[edit] Dinner Plates

[edit] On Wall-Mounted Plaques

[edit] Politics

[edit] As Metaphor For Non-Quitters

[edit] Battle With Big Fishing

[edit] Uses For Trout

[edit] See Also

• Fish
• Fishing

Trout is in Wikiality's Animal Perdition This horrid beast will spend eternity wandering the vitriolous wastelands of Utah.

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