Great Offer! Edit
The Pearl Edit
|Sex:||All the time!|
|Birth state:||California, where the Mexicans roam|
|Biggest Wikiality Accomplishment:||Saturday Night Live|
About The Pearl Edit
PearlsFan_21 misses Wikiality.com
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PearlsFan_21 rocks, and their are many who would agree with that. I love The Report and so does everyone else! DEATH TO BEARS! Go Barack Hussein Obama! I love The Report and found this site in class today looking for info on Nova Scotia and my friend and I found it hilarious so that's why I joined. By the way I was one of the people who voted for the space-thingy to be named Colbert! WHOO WHOO WHOO!
[Stupidity could be contagious]
Chubby is the wonderful siamese steed of User:PearlsFan 21, and deserves an applaud. There are many wonderful things about her, and we should start from the beginning...
The Very Beginning Edit
Chubby once dwelled in Pet Co. The Pearl and his friends saw her, and had to have her. She was destined to be euthinized the next day, but Pearl came to the rescue! They have been together ever since. What a cat!
We believe that "The Chub" may be half-retarded (Al Gore). Her fat is almost as threatening as Manbearpig. But there are other features of "Chubzter." She rolls over and can never make it flat on her back, she always just ends up back on her side. There is another unique quality of her, but that'll come back later. Eating and sleeping are major verbs for her. In fact, Chubby is so lazy, breathing is an excercise for her. Chubby is so fat, she fell down the stairs and ended up at the top. Chubby is so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and said, "Where's my gumball?"