Touched

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"Touched"
is Most Beloved by God over all His creations
Now and Forever, Amen.


Touched (adjective)

  1. a word to describe a person who glows with the love of The Baby Jesus

Touched (verb)

  1. when an alter boy has a priests hands or other parts placed in direct contact with his skin, often resulting in his glowing with the love of The Baby Jesus on or near the the point of contact.

[edit] Who Can Be Touched?

Sexual Prey

[edit] How Can You Tell If Someone Has Been Touched?

If they try to touch you

[edit] How Can I Get Touched?

Become a baseball player or a Republican



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