Tory
From Wikiality, the Truthiness Encyclopedia
The Tories are Britain's Republicans. They share many of the same noble goals and opinions, like keeping out foreigners and hording cash for themselves. But there are some key differences between the two: Tories talk funny, apologize a lot, and have blue blood (a condition which may stem from centuries of in-breeding).
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[edit] Things Tories Enjoy
- Oggling pin-ups of Margaret Thatcher
- Saying "get a job!" to homeless people
- Fox hunting
[edit] Things Tories Dislike
- Homeless people
- Working class people
- Foreigners
[edit] Things You Should Not Do To A Tory
- Feed them after midnight
- Try to change their mind
- Insult the Royal Family in their presence
[edit] Famous Tories
- Margaret Thatcher - the Tory Goddess
- Winston Churchill - the Tory's out-of-shape crusader
- Tony Blair - Tory in all but name
