Tom Beats His Wife & Services farm AnimalsEdit
- It's true; it's on the internets
His Life in The Military How his life long sickness known as Yellowintestinuscowardimitus (aka "Depression") kept him from fighting for AmericaEdit
Mr. Tom's Campaign AdEdit
Mr. Tom knows the American people, and he knows how to scare the shit out of 'em!
Mr. Tom introduced a campaign ad so frightening, so realistic that everyone who has seen it has voluntarily had themselves waterboarded for fear they may at some point in their life think about a foreign terrorist outfit.
- Tom Tancredo at Campaigns Wikia
- Tancredo for President
- WaPo Tancredo profile
- Tancredo defeats Alien Invasion!
- Tom Tancredo was too sick to fight The Nam War poor man, get well soon!
pussying Bowing OutEdit
Tom's campaign was shamefully sabotaged by The New York Times, who bribe illegal immigrants to vote Democratic — those monsters used their liberal media trickery to make the country believe that this American Hero has an approval rating in the low thirties! Tom was hurt, naturally, but just then realized that he wanted to retire anyway, so he could spend more time with his family.
- Tom Tancredo's membership to The Tea Party has been revoked
- Tancredo bringing unity between divided party
- Tom Tancredo: How to starve the beast
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