"Timothy Leary"
is hippie-related, and not groovy to The Baby Jesus.

Keep smiling and don't make any sudden movements.
By watching you, we're protecting you.

Although Timothy Leary did much in his thankfully limited time on earth, the only notable thing about his accomplishments is that they earned him the label of "the most dangerous man in America" from Richard Nixon, a man we could all trust. His advice to people was to "turn on, tune in, and drop out," a practice that makes the Baby Jesus cry.

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