Tiktaalik
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Tiktaalik (prop)
Tiktaalik was a fake "fossil" Dr. Ted Daeschler, a factonista, brought on Stephen's show and tried to pass off as real. What an asshole.
What Tiktaalik really is is a type of freak show that nobody was evolved from except maybe communists.
It was a crocodile made out of plaster, thus rendering it fire-proof, but also immobile. For this reason it would not be a good idea to use it in the fire moat.
It had to filter feed on Mentos and Diet Coke through one of those curly straws. When bashed open with a bat while blind-folded, candy will pour out, but only those weird peanut butter tooth removal candies, not anything good.
  This horrid beast will spend eternity wandering the vitriolous wastelands of Utah. | ||||||||||
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