Hey, where the hell is
Tikrit???
I don't care, it's not America...hey nice ass, lady!

Mahmoud Ahmedi-Tikrit-nejad is a terrorist.

"Tikrit"
may or may not be in Asia or good at math

Tikrit is a city in Iraq. It is often described as 'restive' (like Anbar Province), meaning it is a fantastic vacation spot for when our troops just want to kick back and relax.

Tikrit is also one of the known locations of Saddam Hussein's Weapons of Mass Destruction. They can be found in Tikrit and east, west, south and north somewhat.