Tiger Woods

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We've got spirit, YES WE DO!!
We've got spirit, how 'bout
Tiger Woods!?!

Hello, Tiger Woods
Asian and very good at math.

Here Tiger Woods is imagining his ass being wiped with silk.

Like Barack Hussein Obama, Tiger Woods is an elitist snob who can't even commit to one race. Unlike our President Bush, he still continues to play golf while we are at war.

Tiger Woods is also a member of the Illuminati: How else do you explain how he gets paid millions of dollars to play golf?

Seriously! He gets millions of dollars to play golf! Who else needs a drink?

[edit] I wanna be like Mike

Woody is slowly following the footsteps of Michael Jordan by ~~obeying corporations that he endorses and ignoring sweatshops, forced laborcamps and other human rights violations while raking in millions~~ becoming an American hero and a sports superstar. God bless America