Tiger Woods

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We've got spirit, YES WE DO!!
We've got spirit, how 'bout
Tiger Woods!?!

Here Tiger Woods is imagining his ass being wiped with silk.

Like Barack Hussein Obama, Tiger Woods is an elitist snob. Tiger Woods is also a member of the Illuminati. If you saw Tiger Woods, there would be no doubt in your mind that he is an elitist. But for the sake of fairness an example or two is in order.

Tiger Woods is an elitist because unlike our President Bush, he still continues to play golf while we are at war.

[edit] I wanna be like Mike

Woody is slowly following the footsteps of Michael Jordan by obeying corporations that he endorses and ignoring sweatshops, forced laborcamps and other human rights violations while raking in millions becoming an american hero and a sports superstar. God bless America